He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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