garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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