Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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