is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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