Fuck appropriateness.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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