i think my tv is drunk
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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