Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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