He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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