Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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