I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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