don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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