My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
