I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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