If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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