God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
