i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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