dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
