We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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