she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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