But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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