i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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