Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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