if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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