if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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