well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I deserve this hangover.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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