It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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