my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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