can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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