So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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