If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
How does one acquire holy water?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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