Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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