This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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