My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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