what if I'm pregnant?
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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