Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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