If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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