I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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