Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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