Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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