Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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