I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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