What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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