Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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