the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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