oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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