WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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