I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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