She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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