woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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