office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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