He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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