if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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