obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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