My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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